November 19, 2008
Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy.
Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy.
November 18, 2008

Attention Time Warner customers

Do not get the new Time Warner HD DVR. It is the biggest piece of crap in the world. The interface is horrible. It’s also slow and buggy.

I know you’re thinking, “Oh, they’re all crap.” Not so! The Scientific Atlanta Explorer 8300 HD was awesome. The 8300 HDC is an obamanation, much like the book.

Coupon for $10 off your purchase of $50 or more at Whole Foods.

itsbedtime:

tesslynch:

yumwatch:

So necessary.

TUMBLR PRESENTS

Hyde!!!!!!!

This isn’t available in New York. Boo. But if you’re reading this in So Cal, enjoy.

“ I love the way you dance with anybody (the way you swing) and tease them all by sucking on your thumb. You’re so much cooler when you never pull it out ‘cause you look so much cuter… with something in your mouth.

“Something In Your Mouth” by Nickelback

Nickelback has deceived you with this song title by referring to a young lady sucking on her thumb instead of performing fellatio on the band Nickelback. Nickelback has defeated you.

The problem with answering emails is that it results in more emails. This is distressing.

I tried smiling at her, I have! I’ve never gotten a smile in return. She works in my office building. We don’t work for the same company, but we’ve see each other about three or four times a day for over a year.

I bet her nickname in high school was Senator Buzzkill.

“ I know my parents love each other, but my dad can’t stand my mom sometimes.

a girl to her co-workers, overheard in the company cafeteria

“You can’t know for sure that they still love each other. Your parents are old and their love probably died years ago when you left for college and they had no one to focus on. Love is illusory,” I said to her as I walked by with my hot pocket.

duplo: Arthur and McNulty It’s sad that I know which scene this is. Bad McNulty, bad!

duplo:

Arthur and McNulty

It’s sad that I know which scene this is. Bad McNulty, bad!

November 17, 2008
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

optimisto:

Edan - “Torture Chamber” Live - really gets sick when Edan goes off the beat @ the 0:40 mark

Hell yeah. His last album (a classic, I tell you) is only $9 from Amazon’s mp3 store.

Down an organ (?)

graybunny:

Is a gallbladder an organ? I don’t know, but I don’t have one anymore. I plan to become well acquainted with Vicodin over the next couple days, but everything went fine!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if you don’t have a gallbladder, I can’t be your friend.

Glad everything went well though!